Derby horses have the most beautiful and majestic names. Ever wondered what yours would be? Use your birthdate to find out what your friends would call you if you were a horse. Or maybe you’re already a horse — in which case, congratulations. We are all very jealous of you.
Have a great Derby, Toppers!
Months:
- January – Good Ol’ American
- February – The Wickedly Talented
- March – The Prince of the
- April – Tender Loving
- May – The Supreme
- June – Grand Mistress of the
- July – Your Majesty
- August – Your Royal Sweatiness, Lord of the
- September – Quick n’ Dirty
- October – Head Horse in Charge of the
- November – Queen Mother of the
- December – The Salty
Days:
- 1 – Parking and Transportation
- 2 – FAC
- 3 – White Girls
- 4 – Diarrheas
- 5 – Lemonade
- 6 – Heavy Doors at Mass Media
- 7 – Horse
- 8 – Overly-Cautious Bus Drivers
- 9 – Grise Hall
- 10 – Buffalo Rodeo
- 11 – Campus Apartments
- 12 – Biscuits
- 13 – New WKU-Branded Soap Dispensers
- 14 – Topper Bar and Grill
- 15 – Meal Plans
- 16 – Jay Todd Richey
- 17 – Bruh Bruh
- 18 – Sweaty Red Towels
- 19 – Champion
- 20 – Raccoons
- 21 – Great American Donut Shop
- 22 – Tiny Cherry Hall Bathroom Stalls
- 23 – Anne Hathaway’s New Baby
- 24 – White Squirrel
- 25 – Big Red’s You-Know-What
- 26 – Being a Little Obnoxious with Your Hammock
- 27 – Loving Hamilton
- 28 – Gary Ransdell’s Blazer
- 29 – Not Making it to Class on Time
- 30 – Struggling through the End of the Semester
- 31 – Spencer’s Coffee