Derby horses have the most beautiful and majestic names. Ever wondered what yours would be? Use your birthdate to find out what your friends would call you if you were a horse. Or maybe you’re already a horse — in which case, congratulations. We are all very jealous of you.

Have a great Derby, Toppers!

 

Months:

  • January – Good Ol’ American
  • February – The Wickedly Talented
  • March – The Prince of the
  • April – Tender Loving
  • May – The Supreme
  • June – Grand Mistress of the
  • July – Your Majesty
  • August – Your Royal Sweatiness, Lord of the
  • September – Quick n’ Dirty
  • October – Head Horse in Charge of the
  • November – Queen Mother of the
  • December – The Salty

Days:

  • 1 – Parking and Transportation
  • 2 – FAC
  • 3 – White Girls
  • 4 – Diarrheas
  • 5 – Lemonade
  • 6 – Heavy Doors at Mass Media
  • 7 – Horse
  • 8 – Overly-Cautious Bus Drivers
  • 9 – Grise Hall
  • 10 – Buffalo Rodeo
  • 11 – Campus Apartments
  • 12 – Biscuits
  • 13 – New WKU-Branded Soap Dispensers
  • 14 – Topper Bar and Grill
  • 15 – Meal Plans
  • 16 – Jay Todd Richey
  • 17 – Bruh Bruh
  • 18 – Sweaty Red Towels
  • 19 – Champion
  • 20 – Raccoons
  • 21 – Great American Donut Shop
  • 22 – Tiny Cherry Hall Bathroom Stalls
  • 23 – Anne Hathaway’s New Baby
  • 24 – White Squirrel
  • 25 – Big Red’s You-Know-What
  • 26 – Being a Little Obnoxious with Your Hammock
  • 27 – Loving Hamilton
  • 28 – Gary Ransdell’s Blazer
  • 29 – Not Making it to Class on Time
  • 30 – Struggling through the End of the Semester
  • 31 – Spencer’s Coffee