Black is the new Valentine’s Day uniform

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If your boo doesn’t send a teddy bear to you,

Forget the color pink, wear a shade of black or two

If your Bumble date doesn’t hit you up and your Tinder date doesn’t come through,

Wear a getup that shows your attitude.

If you get off work and pink moscato on the couch just won’t do,  

and your candy hearts aren’t speaking to you, put on a pair of black boots.

Suit up and add some flare to your night by dancin’ your caboose off till the morning light,

So no need to fright if you aren’t having dinner by candle light —

Girl, just know you’re lookin’ like dynamite!